Hey, Oppo

"Leadbull" (leadbull911) 12/07/2014 at 22:35 • Filed to: srs bzns

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I've got a pretty serious question that I've been dealing with for years. It's really bothering me, and I'd appreciate some help — any help. Jag for your time.

Where do all my missing socks go?

Bandit > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 22:37

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AM3R shamefully returns > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 22:37

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The same place the cap for the toothpaste goes

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 22:37

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Ha. You got me

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 22:38

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when fixing my gf's washing machine I found about 4 socks that had worked there way out of the drum and down the inside of the machine.

Leadbull > Bandit 12/07/2014 at 22:38

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My socks have become sentient, and are going to murder me in my sleep?

Thunderface > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 22:38

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I think they get sacrificed or something

Justino6969 > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 22:40

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The monster living under your bed.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 22:42

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ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 22:42

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*stares at that Jag in awkward silence*

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I'm sorry, did you say something?

Leadbull > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 12/07/2014 at 22:43

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I'm sure my apartment complex will appreciate the massive search operation I'm about to launch.

EL_ULY > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 22:46

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to the cocaine orgy and chili contest duh

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 22:49

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it's for a good cause, I'm sure they'll understand.

Leadbull > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/07/2014 at 22:55

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Nah

Leadbull > EL_ULY 12/07/2014 at 22:55

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Mexico?

Xyl0c41n3 > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 23:01

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Dryer imps sneak into the machine and steal them. That's why I gave up long ago and just wear mismatched socks. It's not like anyone ever looks to see if one's blue and the other one's orange.

EL_ULY > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 23:02

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Wyoming actually. Awesome party state. Full of cocaine orgies

BJ > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 23:11

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Socks Go To Narnia:

Leadbull > Xyl0c41n3 12/07/2014 at 23:16

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If I drop a tear gas canister in the dryer, will this kill the imps?

Leadbull > EL_ULY 12/07/2014 at 23:18

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But what about the chili?

Xyl0c41n3 > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 23:37

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Well, considering that they enter the dryer through a transdimensional portal at the back of the machine sometime during the cycle, and that the dryer cycles out air during operation... I'd say... no. It will not kill the imps.

EL_ULY > Leadbull 12/07/2014 at 23:46

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it's used during the orgy. That's what the contest is about.

Leadbull > Xyl0c41n3 12/08/2014 at 00:09

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Claymore it is.

Weather and Darkness > Leadbull 12/08/2014 at 00:42

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But then you'll need a new dryer and then you're back to square one.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Leadbull 12/08/2014 at 01:16

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my dog eats mine.

edu-petrolhead > Leadbull 12/08/2014 at 07:51

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They go there!

philipilihp > Leadbull 12/10/2014 at 16:07

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If you have this problem, I would get some kittens.